The rules

Six lines.
No fine print.

KEY #2

0.0001 ETH

KEY #10

0.0056 ETH

KEY #25

0.0396 ETH

KEY #50

0.1651 ETH

Price: Key n costs n² ÷ 16,000 ETH. The same curve friend.tech used, checkable by anyone.
Fees: 10% per trade: 5% to the host, 5% to Stoop. Written into the contract, never changeable.
Entry: Hold one key, you're in the room. Sell it, you're out. Checked on chain every message.
Opening: Only the host can buy their own first key, so no bot can snipe a new room.
Custody: Your browser wallet signs everything. Stoop never holds your keys or your ETH.
Slippage: You set the most you'll pay. If the price jumps past it, the trade doesn't go through.

Six lines.No fine print.